THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT
1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift
certificate they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy,
or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward ane
-mail ...NEVER--NEVER !!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail
to 10 or more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when
he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35
years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or
GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named it this week)
that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5
cents for every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful flowers, characters, or program that I
will receive immediately after I forward an
e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO,NADA !!
11)The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain individual dying of cancer or AIDS.
The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12)And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend
or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If
God wants to send me a message, I believe the
bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC
to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
friends before the next full moon or you will
surely be constipated for the next three months and
all of your hair will fall out!
my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift
certificate they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy,
or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward ane
-mail ...NEVER--NEVER !!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail
to 10 or more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when
he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35
years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or
GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named it this week)
that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5
cents for every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful flowers, characters, or program that I
will receive immediately after I forward an
e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO,NADA !!
11)The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain individual dying of cancer or AIDS.
The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12)And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend
or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If
God wants to send me a message, I believe the
bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC
to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
friends before the next full moon or you will
surely be constipated for the next three months and
all of your hair will fall out!
posted by Diaa Alwa at
4:55 PM
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